Yesterday, at 11:47 pm EDT, I turned 65. Now I can
- get the Senior discount on airlines (been using the theater, movies, restaurant and National Parks one since age 60
- pay an exorbitant premium for Medicare instead of paying an exorbitant premium for private health insurance
- finally put Numb Nuts out of my mind, along with any other little thing that used to bother me
- look forward to the next 5 years during which I will work less, play more, worry less, travel more and plan a BIG party for my next BIG birthday
- have nude photos taken and display them proudly:
